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Elliot Scotcher

Post  scamp on Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:04 pm

Former martyr Elliot scotcher has joined Barry town

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Re: Elliot Scotcher

Post  rustic on Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:45 pm

Nice to hear somebody are signing players.

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Re: Elliot Scotcher

Post  Barneyboy on Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:41 pm

I think it's time to pull out my old boots from under the stairs cupboard and rummage through the draws in the spare bedroom for my signed martyrs kit of 88/89.
I think the time has come to offer my services to the martyrs all 42yrs,gav if you ever read this post I can play most positions but due to age I think I'm best utilised as a holding midfield player with atleast 14-17 goals a season in me left,so gav I'll wait for your call or text and in the mean time I shall do a few bleep tests and renew my gym membership,as for payment all I require is a martyrs tracksuit and my own parking space oh plus a free Sunday roast with an extra Yorkshire pudding.
Hurry up gav and give us a call before Hereford or Barry snap me up!!!

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Re: Elliot Scotcher

Post  rustic on Wed Jul 05, 2017 2:04 am

Get on down there Barneyboy.lol.

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Re: Elliot Scotcher

Post  Barneyboy on Wed Jul 05, 2017 5:04 am

Rustic,I'm softening the leather on my boots as we speak,I've put the missus on high alert that I might get a call from the chosen one!!and instead of pie and chips for tea it's now guna be salad from now on and to top it off I'm off into town to get a Ronaldo haircut to hopefully finish the look.i draw the line on growing a beard.missus says if I don't keep the clean shaven look then ban on stinky stinky for me so hands are tied on that one.

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